Here’s a collation of suggestions for Peter Jackson movie remakes.

• Bad Taste, Indigestion, Diarrhea
• Meet Heidi, Meet Trevor, Meet Bletch, Meet Samantha, Meet Robert, Meet Lucille
• Tales From The Crypt, The Grim Reaper, The Frighteners
• Heavenly Creatures, Hellish Creatures, Atheist Ashes and Worms
• Brainless, Brainalive, Braindead
• Forgotten Gold, Forgotten Silver, Forgotten Bronze
• Lady of the Rings trilogy
• The Lovely Bones, The Awful Bones, The Ordinary Bones
• Kermit Kong, Prince Kong, King Kong

This started on Twitter #PeterJacksonRemakes (by Bilge Ebiri ‏@BilgeEbiri):

• “CITIZEN KANE is so dark, let’s open the windows and see what’s in those annoying shadows!”
• “Godard is great and all, but I for one want to know what happened between those jump cuts!”
• “With the miracle of modern technology & longer runtimes, we’ll finally learn how that bone got to be a spaceship!”
• “‘He never saw Lady Lyndon again.’ But what if he DID?”
• “I love La Jetee, but I’d love it so much more if the pictures actually moved, and really fast.”
• “The French plantation scene isn’t long enough.”

Then it became suggested titles:

• Next Year at Marienbad
• The Year After Next at Marienbad
• An Even Longer Day’s Journey Into Night and Back Again
• A Hard Day’s Week
• Groundhog Year
• 28 Years Later
• I Know What You Did Last Summer, Autumn, Winter, Spring And This Summer
• The Longest Yard By Far
• Nine 1/2 Years
• There Came a Hot Fortnight
• Came as Hot Month of Fridays
• The Comparatively Short Kiss Good Night
• The Assassination, Burial, Mourning and Subsequent Moving On and Forgetting about of Jesse James
• Apocalypse In Perpetuity
• Ferris Bueller’s Semester Off
• Batman Forever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever And Ever
• Gone And On And On And On With The Wind
• 1.23E+50 First Dates
• 3000
• 500 Years of Summer
• Die Another Decade
• The Last Three of the Mohicans
• You Only Live 16 Times
• The 399 Steps
• Bridget Jones’s Encylopedia Britannica-like Diary
• Dial M for Murder, Then Dial C for Coronor, Then Dial I for Indictment, Then Dial T for Trial, Then Dial 9 to Get Out
• the neverending story; for real
• Three Months of the Condor
• Se7enty
• Good Morning, Vietnam, Thailand, Singapore, Malaysia, East Timor & Myanmar
• What Happened to Baby Jane in the last 70 Years?
• Full chain-mail jacket
• 1000 Things I Hate About You
• Chronicles of Narnia Part 72: Aslan Hears a Who
• Snow White and the 7 Dwarves’ extended families.
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover, The Sword Guy, Two Disaffected Schoolgirls & Andy Serkis in There Somewhere
• Fear and Loathing in New Zealand
• The Breakfast, Morning Tea, Lunch, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, and Midnight Snack Club
• Star Trek 3, parts a, b, c, and d
• Three Amigos and their Forty Two Hombres.
• The Long Walk Home, The Longer Walk Home and The Longest Fucking Walk Home Ever
• Se415en
• 2001: A Space Odyssey  Pt 1 features a David Attenborough doco and Part 3 is just 3 hours of CGI fractals and dubstep
• Sleepless in Seattle. NEW! Now with MORE SLEEP!
• Avatar: Redux
• Cleopatra: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
• The Green Parsec
• Neverending Story 3
• Did you miss a “D” off the end? Neverending Story 3(D) HFR
• The Long Day Closes, The Long Night Starts
•  Get LONGy
• Lord of the Rings [no, seriously, he'll remake his own films]
• The Absolutely Collosal Lebowski
• Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, and Really Totally Completely Stupid
• Bring Me All The Other Bits of Alfredo Garcia
• Oceans 14,15,16,17 and 18. In one movie.
• 2012, and all preceding years.
• The Life of Pi (to one million decimal places)
• The First Amigo: Part One
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’s Grandchildren, or Are They Grandparents?
• 4 Weeks’ Annual Leave at Bernies
• The Day After Tomorrow, and the next day, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next
• The Godfather part IV: the Early Years of Luca Brasi
• 2001-3001: A Space Odyssey
• The Hobbit: Pages 11-14
• The Shawshank Redemption – In a Single Take
• Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, Death, and 163 years of decomposition
• Gone With the Wind and Back Again: A Scarlett’s Tale
• Life of Pi and the infinite decimals
• The Titanic Trilogy (or How Many Times Can One Boat Sink?!?)
• Back To The Future, Present And Past
• y tu long tambien
• Long Day’s Journey Into Night, Next Week and Next Year
• Jurassic Park The Prequel
• The Thirty-nine Thousand Steps
• planes, trains, automobiles, rockets, bikes, scooters, skates and skateboards
• Hard PG-13 Version of “Green Eggs And Ham”
• Take Your Sweet Time, Lola, Take Your Sweet Time
• 9 Hours of Charlotte’s Web
• The Neverending Story VV:The End Of Time
• The Good, The Bad, The Ugly – The Trilogy.
• the postman rings 4 times
• The Tale of Genji (Book 1~6) 36 x 140+ minute feature films coming soon(er or later?)
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, and then another one did, and another one, and another; and hey here come some more!
• Honey, I exploded the kids
• “Catch-1″ through “Catch-22″
• The Green Nautical Mile
• Quadruple Indemnity
• Henry IV. Shakespeare only did Parts 1 and 2 – but the clue’s in the title: there have got to be four movies.
• The Longest Day ….. and The Day After …… and The Day After That
• The Bourne Retirement
• The Bourne Resurrection: Brain Dead 2.
• 4 Years and 28 Days later
• Love Saga
• Ferris Bueller’s day off, a 10 part, real-time movie series
• Runaway Bride, the Moonies Version
• Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Christening and a Bah Mitzvah
• The Great Throw Momma From The Planes Trains and Automobiles Robbery
• High midnight
• Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
• The Cure for Insomnia (slightly abridged)
• “One Year in Tibet”, “A Second Year in Tibet” … “The Seventh Year in Tibet”
• The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, The Sweet, The Nasty, The Cute, The Nice, The Naughty & The Odd Looking
•  War and Peace: In real time.
• 100 Years War – in 200 glorious episodes.
• The Magnificent Seven Films
• A Very, Very, Very, Very Long Engagement
• Le Complet Destin d’Amélie Poulain
•  The Cook, the thief, his hairdresser, his parapsychologist, his grocer, his plumber, his wife, and her lover
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Part One, League One
• His Girls Friday, Saturday and Sunday
• “The One Commandment”, “The Second Commandment”, etc
• Back to the Future, Then Back to the Past, Then Back to the Future,and Again to the Past Before Coming Back Again.
• The Lion, The Unicorn, The Tiger, The Witch, The Wizard, The Magician, The Cupboard, The Kitchen Sink & The Wardrobe
• Pan’s Labyrinth Pt 1: A Wrong Turn, Pan’s Labyrinth Pt 2: A Bit Lost, Pan’s Labyrinth Pt 3: The Return to the Start
• The Second Breakfast Club
• The Never Ending Story, Literally
• Goodbye Pork Pie, Fried Rice, Schnitzel, Roast, Sweet and Sour, Bones, and Puha
• Constellation Trek, Star 1
• New Zealand Beauty (spoiler: there’s a lengthy wide shot of a Countdown bag twisting in the wind over Central Otago)
• Very Hungry Caterpillar
• King Kong
• The Green Miles and Miles
• Talker
• Came a Hot Long Weekend
• Hamburger, Soft Drink And Fries With Extra Mayo Hill
• Apocolypse later
• Rosemary’s Baby grew up to become the wife of Woody Allen: This is her journey
• Gone in 260 Minutes
• The Postman Always Rings About 20 Times
• Frome Here to Eternity in Real Time
• 18 1/2
• 4 1/2 Years
• Hamlet, Act Six
• Snow White and Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy and Sneezy
• World War Two – in 26 weekly parts (free gift with first part)
• Titanic – an Unexpected Journey
• Groundhog Decade
• The Hungry Caterpillar – An Unexpected Journey. Part 1 of the Septilogy.
• A bridge far too far
• Al Pacino, Babyface
• 365 Day Party People
• Trainset Spotting
• Breakfast and Elevensys at Tiffanys
• Speed (if the bus hits 5kmh, watch out!!)
• Star trek: the very long voyage home
• South Park: Bigger, Longer, Longer, Longer, Longer, Longer, Longer & Uncut
• Slow Times at Ridgemont High
• Super 8 -  Super 1, Super 2, Super 3…
• Easy Rider, Easy Walker, Easy Runner, Easy Truck Driver
• The Long, Long Good Friday
• Kingdom Kong