John Key fainted last night and was checked out, seems to be ok. Good, but perhaps a bit of a worry.
Not so good are some of responses to this news, for example these shameful comments on a 3 News post on it on Facebook:
- Jesse Pivac lol people faint all the time woopdy doo
- Kelly Reichardt Ohhh no – whatever shall we do? I know! Nothing! Because this is my caring face….
- Simeon Cummings LOL what an idiot!
- Simon Milham what a pussy, nuff said
- Sonia Dellia Clarke pffffft who cares!
- Vinnie Aaron What a women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Royce Nimot Go home John key, your drunk
- Tania Kaa Hehe maybe some clever Cantab poisoned him HA!
- Kelz Dahrealist Keefe mwahahahahahahaa dayumm
- Tans Mac Maybe Hekia Parata needs to loosen the hold on his balls
- Panelope Piztaupe someone should’ve kicked him when he was down, like he does to nz’ers everyday
- Ashly Nikau Omg, life’s so hard for you.. Uppercut yourself you clown!
- Audqe Gelayne Mauriri The prick mite be preggies lmao
- Amorangi Tawhai It would have been more newsorthy if the headlines read: PM FARTS – HITS HIS HEAD ON A TABLE IN A RESTAURANT AND DIED!! Next time PM – do this country a favour and make it a REALITY!! PIG LIVES ANOTHER DAY!! Dam!
- Simeon Cummings he and his friends are mean to us i think its only fear to be mean to him i wish he died i wouldve been happy!
- Angel Heaven Looks like we’re getting a New Government soon. Bye John Keys farewell, so long!
- Kimiora Valentina Banks Lol. Any other news worth reading!? Good on him for fainting he must now know wtf he’s doing to nz stupid man!
- Melissa Taylor Suck it up princess!
- Tyson D. Lolesio false alarm hes still alive
- Christopher Candy Amorangi LOL love it
- Shaylise Tavai-Potini Shame it wasn’t permanent
- Kelly Reichardt Aimee, I am not an idiot. First, my grammar is flawless – unlike yours. Second, I have no sympathy for him as he has no sympathy for the lower income families of NZ.
- Bridget Day aw no.such a tragedy. harhar.did he try 2 live lyk a norm n faintd at da price of his feed! harhar,wada clown
- Lee Creavy Putting people put of jobs and running the country like a business and losing sight of the social element must be hard on your health ?
- Joshua Turnbull Damn, he’s still alive!
- Simon Milham or was it one of those fake faints where he goes “oh my” and just happens to fall over in such a way that his face lands on the fun zone of the nearest guy? John Key, you sneaky devil!
- Fiona Thomas Fainted = POPA – Passed out Pissed as.
- Hayley Comber- Plant Oops…ohhh…dear…toughen up man!!
- Marley Ez Early Retirement I hope.
- Simeon Cummings wouldnt care who it is I hate john key he needs to get hard!
- Zipporah Paul Haha he musta been drunk
- Simeon Cummings or die?
- Linda Nyla te Huia And omg call the calvory
- Belinda Robertson Maybe he got told he had to live on the average NZ’ers wage for one week!!
- Kevin Hester I always thought his conscience would catch up with him one day.
- Sue Hutchings Probably went to use the ministerial credit card and it was declined so the fainting was done as a detraction and the perfect backdrop to a memory lapse regarding now telling us the country is down the gurgler…
- Linda Nyla te Huia Orrrr..trying to get a sympathy vote?
- Daniel William Gie probably wet himself
- Jayden Cobain Too blazed.
- Linda Nyla te Huia Karmah …. js
- Jade Makatea ewhy would anyone wish him to get better.he needs to go.
- Sonia Dellia Clarke @Aimee Thomsen, we mean??? your calling us mean??? go on ow, John Keys is a Ratshit politician who DOES NOT CARE about the people of this country, what are you on? we mean? Hes a business man and cares about nothing but money and running this country into the ground.
- Wayne Mcclure o how sad not who cares not i
- Jess Gibbs-Wilson I literally lol’d
- Rachael Taylor This is so funny
- Julianne Sheeran Haha john key you dick.
- Alison Flay Did he get a whiff of poor person?
- Akuaku Eddy Must have been an awesome meal or did Paula strip an do the mating dance of the two humped whale? Did he get a discount?
- Nat Rez LOL they probably poisoned his food cos thats how much they dont like him.
- Jay Patea Shuda karked it haha
- Sonia Dellia Clarke There are kids literally going hungry in New Zealand and your calling us nasty??? there are families losing jobs around you and your calling us nasty? what we are saying is NOTHING compared to what hes doing. Wake up to those who care about this idiot and I mean Idiot, hes draining our country and trying to sell it off bit by bit AND profiting from it at the same time. .
- Luke Smith woooooHoooooooo best news iv Hurd all year
- Sonia Dellia Clarke wish harm on him lol back in the old days his head would of been on a pole by now hahahaha!
- Sun Seeker So proud to be a kiwi after reading all of the above….Spineless, dishonest, inauthentic, self serving unloved puppet he is…Bet he gets off on it…..
- Dayna Barnett Oh well now he knows what it feels like….. People all over the country are fainting and falling ill cos hes kicking as many people as he can below the poverty line! There used to be poverty, nearing poverty/barely surviving and then working class.
- Georgina Rewha continued…. that we all go through as an individual, father, spouse etc. The fact that he the PM does not lessen the fact that he only human as well…
- Claire Sewell Welcome to nz life mr key ,
- Fiona Thomas I fear for a country where critical thinking is lacking Luke. Key is part of a global agenda to rid the planet of around 95 % of the population and if you think you’re going to be part of the 5% remaining, think again.
Stop being all butthurt at people expressing their frustration at a Prime Minister that puts himself and HIS family and friends BEFORE the needs of the nation he was elected to govern FOR NOT over! - Sonia Dellia Clarke You dont even know nothing Hayden. Ive been working communites for years as an advocate, social worker, community support worker and still do that today.
- Shaun Pene John key wat a fukin chump
- Luke Smith all the tinorangatiratanga catching up on him lol
- Phoenix Thomas Oh boo freakin’ hoo
- Sarah Paraha It would have been hilarious if his face fell into his meal, i can imagine myself cracking up a laugh bwahahahahahahahh
- Kyle Wotever didnt know puppets could faint…but fingers crossed he is on his way out
- Laura Ligress Richardson Fainted or chickened out.
- Lawrence Karamu Clarke Hahahahaha what a muppet, took to much K2 lol
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- Tonei-anne Matkovich Wipaki so we dont care lol
- Raewyn Martin Alot of people are hurting because of his policies and now we are expected to show symathy.Some of the angry comments just show the pain people are feeling because of him.John Keys millions won’t stop health problems.Hopefully it makes him realise what other people are going through and how hard it is for them.
- Will Kiki Te Wao What a pansey
- Tash Smith john keys a fkn chump
- Kevin Sidey I bet you he had a good Xmas…I bet you he got paid on time…I bet you he wakes up with no worries that concern him personally….HARDEN UP HOMO YOUR TOO SOFT
- Matthew Black Good hope he carks it
- Miiria Tupaea good job hes an idiot
- Leonie Edwards That Face just makes me want to Vomit… when he was born the Doctor reached over and Slapped his mother
- Sandra Potts Nah key is trying to drive everyone out of NZ by making it unaffordable for them to live here so him and only his culture and mates end up with and breeding NZ for the future he’s nothing but a cocky fella
Social media makes some of the worst of human behaviour easier to see.
There’s more of the same on Once News on Facebook.

Darryl
/ January 18, 2013Just the low life making these disgusting comments. Same one’s all the time.TV3, love inciting there low life to campaign with them. Anyone with anything going for them would never use gutter speech, like that.