There are many things conspiring against Labour, there must be for them to be continually performing poorly in polls and for getting so much negative media coverage. Labour are the only party that can rescue the country from financial ruin, and they are the only party that can eliminate poverty and get everyone into employment.

Labour  supporters have suggested a range of conspiracies that are preventing their recovery.

Media

Most of the MSM are owned by right wing capitalists, so they are naturally going to be biased against Labour. They keep ignoring good Labour news and policies, and they keep highlighting gaffs,  cock-ups and holes in their policies and arguments.

National and Act supporters complain about journalists being mostly left wing and being biased against them, but they are getting such an easy ride from the media at the moment they are cot complaining. How convenient for them.

Polling companies

There are a number of ways the polling companies are stacking the numbers against Labour. The ring the wrong people. They ring the wrong sort of phones. They load their findings against Labour. Sure, an occasional poll offers a glimmer of hope to Labour, but that’s just deliberate teasing.

And polling companies are linked to media companies. The conspire together to get good stories and make more money.

PR Companies

PR companies make money by conspiring against political parties like Labour that don’t have enough money to pay for powerful PR companies. PR companies control right wing parties. Once PR companies have eliminated all opposition they just need to change their description to Propaganda Recycling so they won’t even have to change their descriptive initials.

Companies and capitalists

Any organisation with a link to a company is capitalist so is naturally going to conspire against Labour.

In a free market you’d think different companies, for example media companies or polling companies or PR companies, would compete against each other and do different things. But no, there’s one thing that capitalists like more then competition, and that’s defeating all competition, especially left wing competition.

Once they have defeated the left they will compete amonst themselves and try to defeat each other. When there is only one huge company remaining that company will conspire to oppose any other competition so it can rule the world – of course it will control all politicians except for politicians from the left (if there are any left).

World Rule

All right wingers and capitalists belong to a conspiracy to rule the world, so this naturally is anti-Labour (except for when they sometimes let Labour be the government – reasons unknown, but there’s bound to be a conspiracy behind it). Capitalists already rule the world through their control of money and property and media and PR and polling companies.

If they already rule the world why do they need to defeat anyone? Maybe it’s just a habit.

The Public

The public are controlled by marketing. They are hypnotised into watching TV and using the internet, and they can’t help seeing advertising that makes them by too much stuff they don’t need, and it makes them vote for right wing companies that will advertise and hypnotise them more. It’s a vicious circle.

The voters are blind to reality. So

The Public – alternative theory

The public are thick. Too thick see that the capitalists are conspiring against them and Labour. They  don’t see how good Labour’s policies are and how capable and personable all the Labour politicians are. They don’t realise that the only way to save the country and to save themselves is to vote for Labour.

All of the above theories are actually suggested by Labour supporters as reasons why Labour is struggling to be recognised as the rightful occupier of government benches and saviour of the country. They seem to really think these things.

There is one conspiracy that Labour has not yet become aware of, and they are blocking it out.

Conspiracy of Ignorance

The Labour Party seem to think they are doing everything right and everyone else is getting it wrong.

“But I remain confident that Labour is doing exactly the right things”

“Labour is doing exactly what needs to be done”

“Their CGT policies are precisely what is required”

“As an example the CGT release was some of the best opposition politics I have ever seen.”

“Labour and the left should, and will I’m sure stand firm”

“I know that this has been a tactic since 2008 but I think I am seeing real signs that it is working.”

“I think that Goff is doing a pretty good job overall when I look at previous Labour leaders”

“Goff is tough, has the knowledge, and can argue a point with both insight and logic. “

“Labour just keeps doing what it does and we let the actual poll tell us how well we did.”

These are quotes from just one blog post yesterday.

The Labour Party and supporters continue to ignore reality, they ignore what people tell them, they don’t want to know. They react aggressively against criticism. They try and shut down dissenting voices.

They blame everyone and everything else for their lack of support.

At least the Emperor was embarrassed when the little boy blurted out the obvious truth.
Labour keeps accusing the little boy (who is quite grown up now) that he’s the one who’s ignorant.

The only real conspiracy is self inflicted – the Labour Party conspiracy of Ignorance.

I’m not anti Labour, I’m an ex Labour voter. I’m anti self denial and anti self destruction.

We need a viable, strong second major party. If someone in Labour doesn’t wake up soon that may be history.