John Key’s valedictory speech

John Key gave his final speech in Parliament today.

Draft transcript:


VALEDICTORY STATEMENTS

Rt Hon JOHN KEY (National—Helensville): I rise to address this House for the very last time. It has been a huge privilege to have served the people of Helensville as their member of Parliament, and, of course, the people of New Zealand as their Prime Minister.

Even though it was 15 years ago—the time has passed—when I first came here, in many ways it feels not that long ago that I rose to speak for the very first time, with all the emotions this House can invoke: excitement, trepidation, fear, and hope. This place is like no other. It is all-consuming, life-changing, mostly powerful, occasionally trivial, but never boring. What happens here matters a great deal to the lives of millions of Kiwis, who every day trust us, as politicians, to get it right on their behalf. I came here on a different path from many who had come before me. I had not been a member of my party’s youth wing; in fact, I had not been that involved with the National Party at all prior to throwing my hat in the ring for the selection for the Helensville seat, although I had always been a National supporter, and proud of it. I had not come here from a life of politics and protest; in fact, I came here from Wall Street.

But long before Wall Street, my political views had been shaped by my Austrian Jewish mother, Ruth, who single-handedly raised me and my sisters in the now-infamous State house at 19 Hollyford Avenue, Christchurch. My mother was a no-nonsense woman who refused to take no for an answer. She would not accept failure. She was an immensely hard worker, firstly as a night porter in the Clarendon Hotel so she could earn money while our family slept. Then, for many years, she worked as a cleaner, and even in retirement, as a volunteer. She was often abrupt. While I was at high school, I had a weekend job in some stables. I remember coming home one day at the age of 15 to tell Mum I had this brilliant idea: I was leaving school to train racehorses. “No.”, she said. “Shall we talk about it?”, I enquired. “No.”, she said. “Not even the pros and cons?”, I suggested. “No,”—she said—”you’re going to university to study accounting.” That was it. To Mum, no meant no. I do not think she would have lasted very long in coalition Government, but that is by the by.

Not that she was always lost for words. One day, early on in my first job, I bounced a cheque. The bank manager aired a view on that, but he was a novice. He should have taken lessons from Mum. As I said, she was often abrupt, but that day she was in full flight. She had worked hard all of her adult life to make sure she paid her bills on time, and she expected her three children to do the same.

By nature, I am a pragmatist, not an ideologue. That is because, in my experience, most people just want results that work. Some people have said that my pragmatism indicates the lack of a clear set of principles. I do not think that is true. It is just that my principles derive mostly from the values and ethics instilled in me by my upbringing, rather than by the “Politics 101” textbook. Once, when I was about 12, I rather thoughtlessly asked my mother over dinner why everyone else had nicer things than we did—why they had a better house than we had, and how come they went on more holidays and to more exciting places. For a moment, Mum was quite taken aback. “I’m doing my best for you.”, she said. “I may not be able to give you what some other kids had, but I can give you my love, and I can give you determination. I can give you the belief that through your own actions and your own hard work you can make your life better.” I never forgot that night, and I never will, and, of course, she was right. Mum taught me the things that allowed me to succeed, which I think are echoed by so many Kiwi parents: that you get out of life what you put in to it, that hard work can create opportunities, and that you really can change your own life—not by wishing it was different, but by working to make it different.

I have brought to politics an unshakable belief that regardless of our circumstances most of us share the same aspirations: we want our children to be fulfilled, and we want them to do better than we have. To most of us, what matters more than anything else is the health, welfare, and happiness of those people about whom we care most. In the end, Mum did not leave me any money, our holidays were always pretty basic, and the house we lived in for a long time was owned by the State Advances Corporation. But, truthfully, she left me the most important gift of all: the determination to succeed and the work ethic to make it happen.

As I am sure all of us here can attest, life in Parliament is odd. Our job is a mix of community worker, public speaker, local advocate, legislator, and policy maker. We face a glaring spotlight, relentless scrutiny, and the possibility every 3 years of being turfed out regardless of how hard we have worked, and we all spend long and lonely nights away from our families, who in turn spend many nights without us.

I recall early on as an MP being asked to address a visiting class of 6- or 7-year-old children from Bill English’s electorate of Clutha-Southland. “What on earth should I tell them?”, I thought as I wandered down to meet them. Anyway, I babbled on for about 15 minutes about the importance of democracy and the place of Parliament in our society, and then I opened for questions. A little girl immediately put up her hand. “Excellent.”, I thought. “Yes, dear?”, I said. “Do you have a dog?”, she said. It was an early lesson in adjusting to my audience and to appreciate that people from Southland get to the point quickly.

When I first came here, like all of us, I was an eager backbencher with much to learn. I remember walking out of the Transport and Industrial Relations Committee with Roger Sowry, who was an experienced MP, and so I started asking him a million questions. He gave me what I thought was great advice. “John,” he said, “every moment you get, go to the House and watch the politicians who are good in the Chamber—not necessarily the ones you agree with or whom you want to be friends with, but those who can move the place with the power of their argument. Don’t stay in your office or go drinking. You are here to learn.” It was good advice, and I followed it, so every chance I had I came down and watched Michael Cullen, Richard Prebble, Winston Peters, Rodney Hide, Bill English, Simon Power, and Gerry Brownlee. Roger also gave me another lesson in the peculiarities of the place when he added, in the very next breath: “And by the way, John, just because I talk to you, it doesn’t mean I like you.”

Working with constituents has been an important part of my life as an MP. One day a father wrote to me to say his son had gone off the rails and, among other things, had been stealing cars and racing them around the streets. The father was convinced that life in the military would sort out his son, but the army had declined to take up the opportunity of enlisting the boy, so the father wanted some help on how his son might reapply. My secretary got his request and wrote an email to me, pointing out in no uncertain terms that if the little toe-rag was not such a drop kick and stopped nicking other people’s property, the army might just consider his request. Except, in one of those instances we all fear, she accidentally hit “Reply” instead of “Forward”, and so sent her forthright views straight to the father.

I was at the time in the middle of being interviewed by Radio New Zealand when she realised her mistake and burst into my office, close to tears, with her mea culpa. At that point, I decided either I was calling the father or the press gallery was, and in all probability both of us were, so I had better get on with it. It is fair to say the conversation started a little frostily, but the upshot was that I wrote a few letters, and in the end the army took the boy on. The last I heard, he was doing pretty well. That experience also made me an early convert to the good that the Limited Service Volunteer schemes can do to help some kids get back on the rails and see that they have a useful future.

I became Prime Minister in 2008. It is an incredible privilege to lead your country, but when I arrived on the ninth floor, New Zealand was in recession, unemployment was rising, finance companies were falling over, and the global financial crisis (GFC) was hitting.

Early on, we decided to hold the Job Summit. For the first time, we got the Government, unions, and the private sector all together to nut out some solutions, and although the 9-day fortnight and various other policies were a more effective response to the GFC, the Job Summit became the birthplace of the successful national cycleway scheme. Who would have believed that someone who loves golf and who had not been on a bike since my last one was flogged from Jellie Park when I was 15 would, all of a sudden, become a national advocate for off-road cycling? It is fair to say the Minister of Finance was a tad sceptical that this was a good use of $50 million of taxpayer money, but I am proud to say that in January of this year alone, more than a million people had used the cycleways. They have become a great earner. And the good news is that even Bill English was converted once he realised you could get a trim soy latte in Dipton.

I am immensely proud of the achievements made by the Government that I led. Our economic reforms and the 90-day trial periods ensure that young, and sometimes marginalised, Kiwis get a shot at proving their worth to an employer. There is the huge investment in infrastructure and, in particular, the roll-out of ultrafast broadband, and our support of the film industry, without which The Hobbit movies would have been made in London.

I am proud to have led a Government that balanced the books and that gave parents better information about the progress their child was making. There are the vastly improved health services, ensuring children under the age of 13 can go to the doctor for free, and the fully funded Herceptin for women diagnosed with breast cancer. It is a Government that put more police on the street and lifted benefits in real terms for the first time in 43 years, an administration with the ambition to make New Zealand predator-free by 2050, and one that advanced our trade agenda. I am also proud that so many Treaty settlements were completed, because apart from acknowledging past wrongs, they reflect the same aspirations we all share of improving our independence, creating opportunities, and providing our kids with a chance to better their lives.

In politics, disappointments are inevitable. It is futile to relitigate the flag debate here—well, I could start. However—

Grant Robertson: Go on.

Rt Hon JOHN KEY: —yeah, go on; give it a go—I will always hold the view that a fresh, new flag, without the Union Jack on it, would have been one more step towards New Zealand’s growing profile, reputation, and uniqueness on the world stage.

For the most part, as a liberal MP, I feel I got my voting record right, although I regret voting against civil unions. I was pleased that Louisa Wall’s bill for gay marriage was drawn, and I am glad I supported it. I regret the Trans-Pacific Partnership did not get over the line. Trade has helped lift millions of people in the world out of poverty. On a local level, we want Kiwi businesses, large or small, to have opportunities to compete with others from around the world on the same terms and for the same rewards. I hope that one day the Kermadecs will be an ocean sanctuary so that long after we are all gone, it remains pristine and untouched.

As Prime Minister, I got to travel to many interesting places and promote New Zealand’s case and profile with many world leaders. A perennial favourite for the media was the silly shirts of the ASEAN and APEC summits. Those outfits might be OK for Justin Trudeau and Barack Obama, but as recent photos of me in my togs in Hawaii can attest, I am neither. So, on many occasions, I felt responsible for mangling not only the local language but the national costume as well.

It is fair to say my natural enthusiasm means I have had a few problems with handshakes over the years. I would hate to think how many three-way handshake selfies I have done, but they sure make O-Week go quickly. The ASEAN summit features a rather odd, cross-handed handshake known as the ASEAN way. I remember, on one occasion, after a photo in front of the world’s media, the then Philippines leader, President Aquino, leaning over to me and saying: “John, if that’s the ASEAN way, I’d hate to see what the other way looks like.” I felt like replying: “Ring Richie McCaw.”

Getting to go to some of the most iconic places in the world as Prime Minister has left memories I will never forget, and getting to share them with Bronagh, Stephie, and Max made them even more special. From Balmoral to Chequers, we saw it all. I will never forget taking the kids, when they were quite young, to China. The last time I had been there was as a businessman, so when I went back as Prime Minister, I asked whether, over the weekend, I might go to a couple of places to allow the kids to see some of the most famous sites, like Tiananmen Square and the Great Wall. Our Chinese hosts kindly agreed. As we were approaching both sites, I said to Max: “Best to stay close, or maybe even hold my hand, because there’ll be more people around you than you’ve ever seen in your entire life.” When we arrived, Max looked out of the car window, looked at me, and said: “Where is everyone?”. I took one look and realised that the entire Tiananmen Square had been emptied in the middle of the day so that my kids could get to see it, and when we arrived on the Wall, we were the only people on it for 5 miles in each direction. You sure get some cool photos when you are Prime Minister.

One time, I was at the Pacific Forum in the Marshall Islands, and when the summit finished, we had some downtime before leaving, so I hatched a plan to go tuna fishing. The trouble was I was due to get an important phone call from the then British Prime Minister, my friend David Cameron, about the atrocities taking place in Libya and to talk about why Britain was taking military action. “No worries,” someone said, “we have the satellite phone.” So we headed out to sea, and just as I had hooked a big one and was hauling it on board, the phone rang. I handed the rod to my diplomatic protection officer, who found some implement to finish off the tuna, which was flapping mightily in the boat. It is fair to say there was a huge amount of noise in the background, and Cameron, who was used to taking calls on secure phones and in a quiet office, said to me: “What the hell is going on there?”. “Oh,” I said, “don’t be alarmed. It’s just that we’re on a fishing boat about a mile out to sea in the Marshall Islands, and I’ve landed a big tuna.” There was this long silence, and then he wistfully said: “God, I wish I ran a small country.”

One of the unexpected parts of Government was dealing with tragedy and disaster. When the first Canterbury earthquake happened, I had just landed in Christchurch to see the damage for myself when I received a text from the department informing me that a skydiving plane had crashed at Fox Glacier, killing all nine people on board. That tragic and sudden loss of life put into perspective the terrible damage I was seeing around me in Christchurch. Bad as the earthquake had been, at least it had not claimed any lives.

That all changed on the afternoon of 22 February 2011. We felt that quake so strongly in the Beehive that we thought it must have been centred near us. But moments later, my Chief of Staff, Wayne Eagleson, came in and said: “That wasn’t Wellington. That was Christchurch.” I arrived in Latimer Square to the sound of sirens blaring and the air full of smoke from the burning CTV building. The media were reporting 12 dead, but the police commander told me that the number was 65 and rising. “How sure are you?”, I asked him. “Very sure.”, he said. “We’ve counted at least 65 body bags, and they’re only the ones that we’ve managed to get to so far.” The Christchurch earthquakes really hit home to me. It was my home town, and the death toll was so high. Right then, New Zealand seemed a particularly vulnerable and fragile place.

Time and again we have seen the answer to nature’s devastation is people’s resolve. Standing behind Christchurch was hugely important for my Government and, indeed, for this Parliament as a whole. Gerry Brownlee deserves a lot of credit for dealing with the situation, which was without precedent. It was Gerry who knew we had to establish a red zone, buy the 10,000 homes we did, support the small businesses, and pass the Canterbury Earthquake Recovery Authority legislation. In my view, Christchurch and New Zealand owe Gerry a huge debt of gratitude for putting in place the mechanisms that allowed New Zealand to literally save a city.

I will also never forget the Pike River mine disaster. As the full gravity of the situation became clear, I flew to Greymouth. The impact that event had, and continues to have, on the small community of the West Coast is profound. It also had a far-reaching impact on New Zealand’s workplace health and safety laws. No one should leave home to go to work and never return.

One thing that maybe is not well known is that 5 days after the initial explosion the Mines Rescue Trust had decided it was safe to re-enter the mine. That Wednesday, I was receiving regular briefings on the planned re-entry, so when the phone rang I thought it was to inform me they had gone in. Instead, I learnt that a massive explosion had occurred. Had those rescuers been in the mine, they too would have perished. Let me say to those families directly affected by the disaster that I sincerely wish you could have been provided with the closure you deserve, but I can honestly say I never, in my time as Prime Minister, saw a credible and safe plan to achieve that.

A responsible country must sometimes stand alongside others to try to create a less violent and more stable world, but the risks and costs can be high. As Prime Minister, I was ultimately responsible for committing New Zealand troops overseas. The burden of doing so weighs heavily on any leader, and no news grieved me more than the loss of our troops in the course of duty that happened in my time. My heart continues to go out to the Defence families for their sacrifice, and on this, my final day in this House, I want to again salute the bravery and commitment of those who have died serving their country in our national interests. New Zealanders can be rightfully proud of the men and women of our armed services. They are professional, dedicated, and highly regarded around the world.

In my time as Prime Minister, I had quite a lot to do with them, and in particular I want to thank the air force personnel who flew and supported the 757s, the King Airs, the Hercules, and the helicopters that took me safely around New Zealand and the world. In particular, I want to thank the crew that landed the 757 in Sao Paulo, Brazil in the worst electrical storm I have ever seen. I owe you a beer.

The truth is that my confidence in the air force and the SAS grew so much that late last year I decided to tag along on an SAS training day to do a parachute jump from Whenuapai, in my electorate. Needless to say, my office was a touch nervous about the jump, and the kitchen cabinet did not find out until the day before. Anyway, I jumped from 12,000 feet, and sometime after 7 a.m., when I was on the ground again, I rang Bronagh, buzzing with excitement, to declare I was alive and well. I then texted Bill English. I kept it short. “I’m alive.”, I said. His reply was even shorter: “Bugger!”. One minute later, I got another text from him: “Going to give it another go?”. It was at that point I decided he was just a little bit more ambitious than he was letting on.

Bill—Prime Minister—can I acknowledge and thank you for a decade of service as the most loyal, capable, and perceptive deputy that a leader could ever have asked for. I believe you will prove to be a highly successful Prime Minister of this country, which you know and understand so well. Bronagh and I wish you and Mary all the very best.

To my former caucus and Cabinet colleagues, I am proud to have worked alongside each and every one of you. It has been an honour to lead you. You have been, and continue to be, an amazing, tight and loyal team, and every day your cohesion helps to provide New Zealand with great stability and a hugely competent Government.

Although I am trying not to single out individuals, I do have to mention Steven Joyce. Not only did he mastermind three election victories but throughout my entire time as Prime Minister he was a close adviser on almost everything that was going on. We constantly talked about the events of the day and how we should tackle and explain them. To our support partners—ACT, United Future, and the Māori Party—thank you for your crucial part in providing our country with strong, diverse, and stable government.

In my time, I was surrounded by hugely loyal, longstanding, and talented staff. There are just so many people to thank, so please forgive me for any omissions, but I am extremely grateful to all those who worked so hard, sometimes through nights that never ended. Wayne Eagleson, my Chief of Staff, for a decade—Wayne, your dedication, ability, and good sense under pressure are second to none. My press team, so ably led by Kevin Taylor, Kelly Boxhall, Sarah Aston, and Julie Ash, tried so hard to keep me out of trouble and only sometimes succeeded.

My policy advisers, including the most brilliant Grant Johnson, or “Boff” as we all know him, Paula Oliver, Phil de Joux, Sarah Boyle, Nicola Willis, Jane Fraser-Jones, Cameron Burroughs, James Christmas, Josh Cameron, and Craig Howard. The people who kept my life and travel organised, including Emma Holmes, Susan Tombleson, Rachel Beechan, Jane Nixon, Danny Coe, Laura Malcolm, Becky MacKay, and Libby O’Brien.

My electoral agents, without whose incredible commitment the people of Helensville would have suffered: Janelle Bayley, Heather Hitchings, Mel McDonald, and Jenny Collins. The party presidents I worked under: Judy Kirk and Peter Goodfellow, and my electorate chairs Tom Grace, Steven McIlraith, and Stephen Franklin.

My Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet, so ably led by Andrew Kibblewhite, and before him Sir Maartin Wevers. My tourism and intelligence officials, and my foreign policy advisers—all truly gifted: Tony Lynch, Ian King, and Taha McPherson.

I also want to thank you, Mr Speaker, and the Speakers who have preceded you, the VIP Transport Service, the wonderful Margaret Smith from Premier House, and all the other staff of the complex, who serve the people of New Zealand so well.

To the press gallery: a free press is essential for a democracy. Thank you for your dedication and commitment to your craft.

To the Diplomatic Protection Squad (DPS), whose tasks were many and varied—keeping me safe was the major one, but also finding the five things I left behind every day, including my wallet, was another. Maybe your role in our lives is best summed up by our son, Max, who said: “It seemed weird when they arrived, and it seems weirder now they’ve gone.” You guys were great. I lose a lot more golf balls now you are not around. But I am happy to say that not everything you did required 21st century policing. For example, the first death threat I got as Prime Minister, and I kid you not—one of those milestones that goes with the job—was from a not-very-bright guy who faxed it from his house, not realising his phone number was on the fax. I think my secretary had solved it before the DPS even got to her.

I leave having made some great friends in and out of this place, and many of them are here today. Thank you for being alongside me and keeping it real. And to Eric, Rhys, and David, thanks for getting my handicap down. I have been touched by the warmth and kindness many Kiwis showed me and my family while I was Prime Minister. It has been a privilege to have met so many of you.

Last but not least, to my family. To my sisters, Sue and Liz: thanks for all the encouragement, support, and laughs. Max and Stephie, I hope you know that I was proud of being the 38th Prime Minister of New Zealand, but Mum and I are prouder still of being your parents. Stephie, you have grown into a beautiful and talented young woman. May you always retain the passion to create the best you can. Max, you have had to grow up under a lot of pressure, in a harsh spotlight. But the world is your oyster. You are a fine young man. You have great insights. Always trust them.

Finally, Bronagh, when you said yes to marrying me, 32 years ago, I am guessing you did not think our family home would sometimes be surrounded by protesters and that we would have armed police in the living-room. When I came into Parliament, I was told that if you have a good marriage it will survive; if you do not, it will not last. Our marriage has not only survived but I think it has grown stronger over these amazing years. Your endless sacrifice, your willingness to let me follow my dreams, and your utter loyalty make any words I choose here hopelessly inadequate. I love you and I thank you.

And so, Mr Speaker, my time here is done. I take away many memories of this most remarkable place. I would like to think I leave having made a positive difference to the country, and that is satisfying. I have few regrets in my life, but one is that Mum did not live to see how it all turned out. I hope that she would have been proud. So that is it. It has been a privilege, an honour, and a blast. Goodbye, and good luck.

Waiata

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79 Comments

  1. Corky

     /  22nd March 2017

    Wasn’t impressed with what I saw, although that was of limited coverage. I once read a political commentator who had seen many ‘greats’ give speeches to large crowds. He said on more then a few occasions he would see a speaker backstage before a speech, either very tired and flat, or ill. The minute they hit the stage they sucked up the psychic force of the audience and became animated and charismatic with energy to burn.

    I thought of that when I saw JK interviewed one on one. The audience had gone and so had his charisma. I saw an ordinary man who was now a ‘ has been.”

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    • Nelly Smickers

       /  22nd March 2017

      Given the number of times *KDC* has featured on YNZ, I thought it fair to include his respects on this particular post as well….which he has dedicated to the retiring PM

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  2. Blazer

     /  22nd March 2017

    indeed a washed up politician.My only regret is he intends to live in NZ.Was hoping it was Hawaii John O…gone for good.Maybe he is staying on to help his son achieve fame for being…famous.

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    • Corky

       /  22nd March 2017

      A pratish summation of one of our greatest Prime Ministers. Max hasn’t got it.

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      • Blazer

         /  22nd March 2017

        one of our longest serving P.M’s,and one whose legacy will be hard to remember.fin.

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        • Kitty Catkin

           /  22nd March 2017

          How mean-spirited you are,

          I suspect that had he given a Trump-style self-praiseathon, applauding himself as he did so-not that he would, it’s not NZ style to do so-that would have been wrong, too.

          Needless to say that Patrick Sour did his usual mean-spirited act, too. What a horrid person he is, sneering at almost everyone. He is not so handsome that he can affored to make his face look like that. My grandmother would say that someone must have thumped him on the back and made him be stuck looking like that.

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          • Blazer

             /  22nd March 2017

            feel free to tell me exactly what Key achieved,be specific,no generalisations,you know the tired safe pair of hands,sound economic manager,bright future b/s…go for it.

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    • I’m seeing “washed up” – it’s just not Key

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  3. Pete Kane

     /  22nd March 2017

    As I’ve said I thought it was fine.

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  4. The most effective leader NZ has seen in my lifetime. Made Lange look intellectually deficient, and certainly had a far better set of moral principles than Lange and Clarke.

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    • Blazer

       /  22nd March 2017

      Do behave Col,borrowed billions from his Wall St mates,lied like a flatfish, turned NZ into a tax haven,destroyed NZ’s reputation overseas,made us tenants in our own country,plumbed new depths in dirty politics,showed contempt for Treasury,was a U.S lapdog,and a complete phoney.p.s thats for…starters.

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      • Alan Wilkinson

         /  22nd March 2017

        Showed up the Left for the useless prats they are. Et tu, B.

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      • Corky

         /  22nd March 2017

        So hows the economy, Blazer?

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        • Blazer

           /  22nd March 2017

          well Corky, apparantly the ratings agencies have NZ at exactly the same ranking now as when Labour ruled.Australia still has a higher AAA rating,but,but we are a ‘rockstar’ according to Bloxham,a finance shill.Immigration and a booming house crisis..mask the weakness of real productivity.

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          • Corky

             /  22nd March 2017

            Ok, post the links.

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            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              PDB already obliged..very recently,not hard to find,I doubt you want to…though.

            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              No,I want to. This was your mistake:

              ”Apparently the ratings agencies have NZ at exactly the same ranking now as when Labour ruled.” Excellent if you ask me.

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              @Corky..AA then..AA NOW,NO mistake…Oz…AAA.

            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              Yeah, but you aren’t thinking.

              And if Oz is…AAA…why do they fawn over our economy? Maybe credit ratings are only a part of an economy.

              ”Australia AAA Out Look Negative”

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              @Corky so you googled it and confirmed I was right…be magnanimous,a negative outlook can be ..contagious.

            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              Yes, I did google it, and you are right, Australia has a higher rating than NZ…. but what are you missing? Think, man, think.!!

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              @Corky…what am I missing?…a worthy opponent to debate real politics with.

            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              No silly..I mean nasty.

              1- comparative scale of economic resources with Aussie.
              2- The economic down turn.
              3- Christchurch earthquake..

          • Blazer

             /  22nd March 2017

            @Corky….Oz has experienced a huge economic downturn especially in mining exports of iron ore,coal,etc,Oz has experienced huge fires and flooding,…you may be aware the migration to Oz for work has been reversed.Your point 1 has,and will always be a fact,so what?

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            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              Unless we find oil ( water?) we will always be behind Aussie in our ability to sell resources ona relative scale. That Key made the best of what we had and maintained stability during bad times is a testament to him and Billy. Your case is dismissed,as no one praises the Aussie economy like they do New Zealands.

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              @Corky..what part of AA vs AAA do you not understand?

            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              The story behind the letters.

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              unless we find WATER!!!!…HELLO…NZ has one of the best water resources in the WORLD…but the Natz give it away for free…..(donations).Please tell me another country that lets foreigners help themselves at negligible cost to their wealth.

            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              ”But the Natz give it away for free”

              Hence my quip about finding water.

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              its been found..Corky…wake up….we are giving it..away…its worth more than oil..FFS…!

            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              Not a great lateral thinker are you, Blazer.

      • God you are an unhappy person Blazer. Enjoy life and smile and be happy!

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    • Blazer

       /  22nd March 2017

      if you are 76 ,I find that very ..hard to believe!

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    • Blazer

       /  23rd March 2017

      so you rate him better than Savage,Fraser,Holyoake,Kirk,Bolger,Nash,Holland….really?

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  5. Nelly Smickers

     /  22nd March 2017

    All the very best JK from the entire *Smickers* whanau…..but this is *still* one of our most *enduring memories* 😛

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    • Corky

       /  22nd March 2017

      Yep,he took it like a trooper and came back three times to dick the left.

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      • Blazer

         /  22nd March 2017

        I must say Lynton Crosby had a greatpupil in Key,the moniker he earned…’the smiling assassin,’….was oh so…true.

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        • Corky

           /  22nd March 2017

          Don’t worry, Blazer. Cindy and Andy will show us about assassinations down the track. I have my peanuts on the ready.

          Reply
          • Blazer

             /  22nd March 2017

            do you have a flip top head..old chap.

            Reply
            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              You are getting your script mixed up with BJ’s. I expect better.

            • Kitty Catkin

               /  22nd March 2017

              Blazer sounds like someone from the North of England who’s stuck in the 30s, insanely jealous of anyone who is successful so has to try to tear them down. Very childish and very obviously inspired by spite and envy.

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              @Kitty you are becoming very repetitive,,the challenge is there to chronicle Keys achievements…do not ..be shy.

            • Corky

               /  22nd March 2017

              He’s a nasty piece of work,Kitty. Thankfully you have genteel folk like BJ and I… people who maintain the ambiance of this site.

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              @Corky.’.nasty piece of work’…you owe BJ an apology..in my book.

        • People like Crosby and Key control the NZ and other parliaments because they develop policy and strategy that, by and large, carry the people with them. It’s evident Key was a winner and a supreme master of his craft. Conversely the prissy, prickly and ever irrelevant Labour lot have utterly forgotten how to formulate policy , communicate and relate to voters.

          Reply
          • Blazer

             /  23rd March 2017

            yes Labour are very old fashioned,they believe in policies that will advance NZ as a whole,rather than the politics of expediency,reacting to focus groups which the Natz have …mastered.

            Reply
          • Blazer

             /  23rd March 2017

            Ede and the canvas kissing surrender monkey will be pissed. ..they didn’t get a ..mention.

            Reply
  6. Alan Wilkinson

     /  22nd March 2017

    Just read it here:
    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11823395

    Classic Key – unpretentious, pragmatic, sincere and entirely his own man.

    Reply
    • Blazer

       /  22nd March 2017

      unpretentious,sincere,….comedy gold.A spokesman to enable the wealthy,thats it..folks.

      Reply
      • Alan Wilkinson

         /  22nd March 2017

        You illustrate why he became PM and you didn’t, B: judgement, insight and the ability to relate to other people.

        Reply
        • Blazer

           /  22nd March 2017

          I didn’t stand for the job,Al,how did you get on with the ‘Values Party’….too,too funny.

          Reply
          • Alan Wilkinson

             /  22nd March 2017

            I guess that was NZ’s loss, B. You could have been our Mandela.

            Reply
            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              you could have been our…M’BOTO.

            • Alan Wilkinson

               /  22nd March 2017

              I could have been lots of things, B, but unlike you I prefer to be sensible and appreciative of those who do a good job in difficult circumstances. That said, you showed an unexpected bit of promise and generosity yesterday in support of BJ. Work on that.

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              @Al,real people,real sincerity,despite their politics always get respect.Shallow ,greedy,intolerant and self righteous people never ..do.

            • Alan Wilkinson

               /  22nd March 2017

              You have a weird definition of “always”. Work on that too.

            • Anonymous Coward

               /  22nd March 2017

              “I could have been” The famous last words of every failure ever.

        • Anonymous Coward

           /  22nd March 2017

          By reading it, and not watching the video, you missed the nasty rasping cough between each sentence and the slurring of speech.
          The Mrs reckons he’s leaving cos he’s got parkinsons.

          Reply
          • Blazer

             /  22nd March 2017

            talk about conjecture,the one I heard was that he was having an affair with a Cabinet Minister(a female).

            Reply
          • Kitty Catkin

             /  22nd March 2017

            I didn’t hear slurred speech. Is Mrs C a doctor ?

            The dirty-minded can never believe that men and women can work together without having sex.

            Alan.it was tempting, but I won’t make the obvious reply to Blazer’s remark about ‘real people’ etc !

            😀

            Reply
  7. Blazer

     /  22nd March 2017

    from Blip TS….did someone mention..’moral principles’…

    perhaps John Key’s most despicable lie . . .

    the decision to buy brand new BMWs was made by the Department of Internal Affairs without reference either to their minister or to me
    I didn’t have a clue that Ministerial Services, which I am in charge of, was going to buy brand new BMWs
    even though four of my ministers knew all about it, I didn’t have a clue that brand new BMWs were being bought.
    even though my Chief of Staff met with officials to discuss purchase of the the brand new BMWs, I didn’t have a clue
    even though I personally signed papers discussing the matter, I still didn’t have a clue
    Labour forced us into buying the brand new BMWs, its their fault
    ummm, look, sorry about that BMW thing, it was because I was so upset’

    Reply
    • Alan Wilkinson

       /  22nd March 2017

      Why on earth should a PM micro manage a departmental fleet car negotiation and purchase? The department has a budget to carry out its functions and manages them within it.

      What a load of ignorant crap.

      Reply
      • Blazer

         /  22nd March 2017

        read the last 2 sentences.Jason Ede was 2 doors down from him in the beehive,but he had no idea what he was up to…how wilfully blind/naive/stupid are you?

        Reply
          • Blazer

             /  22nd March 2017

            most!BOL…’After initially saying it had to purchase the new vehicles according to the contract negotiated by the Labour Government, the department yesterday said that was not true.

            “The contract did not commit the department to purchasing any particular number of vehicles,” a spokesperson said.’…SO,SO..TYPICAL OF THE DEPTHS PLUMBED BY kEYS GOVT…lie,divert..blame Labour.

            Reply
            • Alan Wilkinson

               /  22nd March 2017

              So the things you accused Key of were actually said by the department. The depths plumbed by the loony Left are best left to the rest of the sewer dwellers.

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              Key categorically said this…’at a time when New Zealanders are tightening their belts having ministers are driving around in flash new cars is never a great look.”…Key is known for wearing different hats,blaming spokespersons,and b/shitting,ask..Warren Tucker!

            • Alan Wilkinson

               /  22nd March 2017

              Yes, he said that. Which did not figure in your slander at all. And the stuff that did figure, he didn’t say. Loony Left crap.

            • Blazer

               /  22nd March 2017

              @Al,it all depends on whether you believe what Key says…you do..I don’t.Ask Phil Goff how slippery this prick ..is.He is a has been now according to Corky,so try ,not to..cry.

            • Alan Wilkinson

               /  23rd March 2017

              @B, crap. It only depends on believing what the Herald reported which has never been challenged.

  8. Zedd

     /  23rd March 2017

    Mr K’s legacy:

    1) raising GST, after saying he would NOT ! Mind the Gap
    2) ignoring the CIR on asset sales
    3) WASTING >$20mil on a flag referendum
    4) blaming every negative issue on; GFC, ChCh quakes, previous Labour Govt.. rather than admitting ANY responsibility
    5) sucking up to ‘sports celebs’ & taking selfies with them
    6) ignoring all debate from the opposition & voting down all their bills/SOPs
    7) ‘forgetting’ every event that ‘could’ be seen as an embarrassment to him or ‘team K’
    8) being a ‘know-it-all SMUG.. so&so’
    9) bailing out, before the current Govt. ‘crashes/burns’ (23/9) ?
    10) trying to turn Aotearoa/NZ into a ‘side-street off WALL St.’ : MONEY, MONEY, MONEY is all we need (apparently) even if it destroys OUR environment

    Reply
    • Zedd

       /  23rd March 2017

      I could have added about 10 more, showing that this Govts. only real agenda item, is how to look after themselves & their rich mates (whilst fooling enough ‘would-bes’ into voting them back into power) ie larger tax-cuts to the top 50.1%

      Reply
  9. Blazer

     /  23rd March 2017

    Here is an exert from a speech John Key…gave in opposition..

    ‘It’s those aspects of the home affordability crisis that I want to concentrate on today.
    But first, let’s take a minute to look at the enormity of this problem.

    It wasn’t so long ago, in the 1990s, in fact, that New Zealand had a high level of home ownership compared to other countries. Not so anymore. We now have what has been described as the second worst housing affordability problem in the world.

    Make no mistake; this problem has got worse in recent years. Home ownership declined by 5% between the 2001 and 2006 census to just 62.7%. To put that into context, home ownership for the preceding five years had been stable at 67.4%.

    If you dig down into those numbers a little deeper, some worrying facts emerge. The share of homes owned by people aged 20 to 40 dropped significantly between 2001 and 2006. Young people – the people we most want to prevent joining the great Kiwi brain-drain – are really struggling to get onto the property ladder.

    This decline shows no signs of slowing. In fact, on current trends, the crisis will only deepen. Home ownership rates are predicted to plummet to 60% within the next decade. And one of the biggest factors influencing home-ownership rates over the next 10 years will be the difficulty young buyers will have getting into their first home.

    This problem won’t be solved by knee-jerk, quick-fix plans. And it won’t be curbed with one or two government-sponsored building developments.

    Instead, we need government leadership that is prepared to focus on the fundamental issues driving the crisis. National is ready to provide that leadership. Earlier this month I announced our four-point plan for improving home affordability.’

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