General chat

“Is there any way we could have a thread for the more lightweight stuff like music and general chat?”

Do it here. Please no personal attacks or bickering. Anything abusive, provocative or inflammatory may be deleted.

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  1. Gezza

     /  9th September 2018

    Just about had a set to in the NW carpark. They’d blocked most off it off when I went down there with ma so she could get some money out of the BNZ ATM. There weren’t any carparks in Tawa. First time I think I’ve ever called someone the C word and he wanted to have a go!
    😡

    I said go on mate – take your best shot, I’ll take you on! 😎

    He said how long will you be? I said 20 minutes. He moved the cones for her. 💪

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    • Kitty Catkin

       /  9th September 2018

      Thank you for sharing that, Gezza.

      I forgot the birds this morning as I was going to mow the jungle, er, lawn. I came in exhausted (it’s hard going) and gasping for coffee…looked out and saw disappointed looking birds gazing down. Even the grapefruits were hollowed out.

      I crawled out with the bowl of bread cubes and a new grapefruit. Birds first, humans second in this house.

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      • Gezza

         /  9th September 2018

        She’s 91. She’s frail now. She came & picked me up so I could help her use the ATM so she’d know what to do when I go into hospital soon. They’d blocked 100 car parks off in NW for a charity guide dog run and bunch of fracking hot rods. There’d been no advance notice. That’s why there were no spare car parks in bloody Tawa on a bloody Sunday when all the deluded Christians go to the bloody churches. She’d have to totter along for bloody miles to get to the ATM. The event hadn’t started. I explained all that and the fat little prick wouldn’t move a cone so she could get a car park.

        He said: “Where’s your charity?” I said “I’ll give you bloody charity. You’re a ****.”
        I’d do again. Next time I’d clock him one and save time.

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        • Kitty Catkin

           /  9th September 2018

          I meant the use of the word cunt. Not very flattering to call that goon one, though.

          Where was HIS charity ? Mean bugger. At least he did move the cone before it was insertedin a place where cones are not usually found.

          Bad kharma, cone man.

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          • Gezza

             /  9th September 2018

            Yes, well, ma wasn’t happy about that word either.

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            • Kitty Catkin

               /  9th September 2018

              Call him a whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-eared knave next time. Or a rumpfed ronion. Or just say, as the whore did to Timon of Athens, ‘Thy lips rot off !’

              or…

              The son and heir of a mongrel bitch !

              ‘…bed-presser, horseback breaker, huge hill of flesh…’ ?

              Thou whoreson zed ! Thou unnecessary letter ! ?

              Whoreson upright rabbit ! ?

              The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon. ! Where gottest thou that goose look ? ?

              Thou toad, thou toad ! ?

              Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool – farewell ! ?

            • Kitty Catkin

               /  9th September 2018

              These refined expressions are all from Shakespeare, of course.

    • Kitty Catkin

       /  9th September 2018

      Bloody show-off, just because you have pooks and we haven’t…..

      Jealous ? Me ? Of course not. It’s the light from the computer that makes me this green colour.

      (runs away crying)

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  2. Kitty Catkin

     /  9th September 2018

    What a night for stars last night was…I can’t remember the last time I saw so many.

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