General chat

“Is there any way we could have a thread for the more lightweight stuff like music and general chat?”

Do it here. Please no personal attacks or bickering. Anything abusive, provocative or inflammatory may be deleted.

10 Comments

  1. Gezza

     /  September 9, 2018

    Just about had a set to in the NW carpark. They’d blocked most off it off when I went down there with ma so she could get some money out of the BNZ ATM. There weren’t any carparks in Tawa. First time I think I’ve ever called someone the C word and he wanted to have a go!
    😡

    I said go on mate – take your best shot, I’ll take you on! 😎

    He said how long will you be? I said 20 minutes. He moved the cones for her. 💪

    • Kitty Catkin

       /  September 9, 2018

      Thank you for sharing that, Gezza.

      I forgot the birds this morning as I was going to mow the jungle, er, lawn. I came in exhausted (it’s hard going) and gasping for coffee…looked out and saw disappointed looking birds gazing down. Even the grapefruits were hollowed out.

      I crawled out with the bowl of bread cubes and a new grapefruit. Birds first, humans second in this house.

      • Gezza

         /  September 9, 2018

        She’s 91. She’s frail now. She came & picked me up so I could help her use the ATM so she’d know what to do when I go into hospital soon. They’d blocked 100 car parks off in NW for a charity guide dog run and bunch of fracking hot rods. There’d been no advance notice. That’s why there were no spare car parks in bloody Tawa on a bloody Sunday when all the deluded Christians go to the bloody churches. She’d have to totter along for bloody miles to get to the ATM. The event hadn’t started. I explained all that and the fat little prick wouldn’t move a cone so she could get a car park.

        He said: “Where’s your charity?” I said “I’ll give you bloody charity. You’re a ****.”
        I’d do again. Next time I’d clock him one and save time.

        • Kitty Catkin

           /  September 9, 2018

          I meant the use of the word cunt. Not very flattering to call that goon one, though.

          Where was HIS charity ? Mean bugger. At least he did move the cone before it was insertedin a place where cones are not usually found.

          Bad kharma, cone man.

          • Gezza

             /  September 9, 2018

            Yes, well, ma wasn’t happy about that word either.

            • Kitty Catkin

               /  September 9, 2018

              Call him a whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-eared knave next time. Or a rumpfed ronion. Or just say, as the whore did to Timon of Athens, ‘Thy lips rot off !’

              or…

              The son and heir of a mongrel bitch !

              ‘…bed-presser, horseback breaker, huge hill of flesh…’ ?

              Thou whoreson zed ! Thou unnecessary letter ! ?

              Whoreson upright rabbit ! ?

              The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon. ! Where gottest thou that goose look ? ?

              Thou toad, thou toad ! ?

              Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool – farewell ! ?

            • Kitty Catkin

               /  September 9, 2018

              These refined expressions are all from Shakespeare, of course.

  2. Gezza

     /  September 9, 2018
    • Kitty Catkin

       /  September 9, 2018

      Bloody show-off, just because you have pooks and we haven’t…..

      Jealous ? Me ? Of course not. It’s the light from the computer that makes me this green colour.

      (runs away crying)

  3. Kitty Catkin

     /  September 9, 2018

    What a night for stars last night was…I can’t remember the last time I saw so many.