General chat

“Is there any way we could have a thread for the more lightweight stuff like music and general chat?”

Do it here. Please no personal attacks or bickering. Anything abusive, provocative or inflammatory may be deleted.

13 Comments

  1. Kitty Catkin

     /  November 28, 2018

    …Echo here, whate’er is asked her, answers…

  2. Kitty Catkin

     /  November 28, 2018

    A gerund went into a pub. The barman said ‘What are you; drinking ?’

    • Kitty Catkin

       /  November 28, 2018

      Papyrus and Comic Sans went into a pub.

      The barman said ‘Sorry, we don’t serve your type here.’

      • Griff.

         /  November 28, 2018

        The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

        It was tense.

        • Kitty Catkin

           /  November 29, 2018

          😀 😀 😀

          A Latin master came home from school looking very dishevelled and said to his wife ‘You won’t believe this, but I was set upon by a gang of hoodli.’

          After dinner he went to the pub to calm down from his ordeal and asked for a martinus.
          ‘Do you mean ‘martini’, sir ?’ asked the barman.
          ‘No, if I want more than one, I’ll ask for more than one.’

          • Gezza

             /  November 29, 2018

            Could’ve got awkward …

            • Kitty Catkin

               /  November 29, 2018

              Slightly esoteric humour, but you will remember enuff Latin to get it.

              Two hydrogen atoms went into a bar, and one of them said to the other ‘Damn ! I’ve lost an electron !’
              “Are you sure ?’
              ‘I’m positive !’

              ***************************************************************************

              Rene Descartes was in a bar, and the barman said ‘Another drink, sir?’
              ‘I think not.’ said Descartes…and vanished.

            • Gezza

               /  November 29, 2018

              😀 , and

              😀

            • Kitty Catkin

               /  November 29, 2018

              Someone is called Martinus ?

  3. Gezza

     /  November 28, 2018

    7.30 pm. Thank goodness. It still works. He’s been such a flighty little bloke that I thought maybe my kissy-kissy tiwaka call had lost its mojo.

    • Kitty Catkin

       /  November 29, 2018

      I saw three hawks close up and three swallers in town, so was very pleased.

      It ain’t half hot, Mum.

      • Gezza

         /  November 29, 2018

        I really do think my tiwaka friend deserves an uptick for his efforts.

  4. Kitty Catkin

     /  November 29, 2018

    Charles Dickens walked into a bar and asked for a martini.
    ‘Olive or twist?” asked the barman.