General chat

“Is there any way we could have a thread for the more lightweight stuff like music and general chat?”

Do it here. Please no personal attacks or bickering. Anything abusive, provocative or inflammatory may be deleted.

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13 Comments

  1. Kitty Catkin

     /  November 28, 2018

    …Echo here, whate’er is asked her, answers…

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  2. Kitty Catkin

     /  November 28, 2018

    A gerund went into a pub. The barman said ‘What are you; drinking ?’

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    • Kitty Catkin

       /  November 28, 2018

      Papyrus and Comic Sans went into a pub.

      The barman said ‘Sorry, we don’t serve your type here.’

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      • Griff.

         /  November 28, 2018

        The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

        It was tense.

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        • Kitty Catkin

           /  November 29, 2018

          😀 😀 😀

          A Latin master came home from school looking very dishevelled and said to his wife ‘You won’t believe this, but I was set upon by a gang of hoodli.’

          After dinner he went to the pub to calm down from his ordeal and asked for a martinus.
          ‘Do you mean ‘martini’, sir ?’ asked the barman.
          ‘No, if I want more than one, I’ll ask for more than one.’

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          • Gezza

             /  November 29, 2018

            Could’ve got awkward …

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            • Kitty Catkin

               /  November 29, 2018

              Slightly esoteric humour, but you will remember enuff Latin to get it.

              Two hydrogen atoms went into a bar, and one of them said to the other ‘Damn ! I’ve lost an electron !’
              “Are you sure ?’
              ‘I’m positive !’

              ***************************************************************************

              Rene Descartes was in a bar, and the barman said ‘Another drink, sir?’
              ‘I think not.’ said Descartes…and vanished.

            • Gezza

               /  November 29, 2018

              😀 , and

              😀

            • Kitty Catkin

               /  November 29, 2018

              Someone is called Martinus ?

  3. Gezza

     /  November 28, 2018

    7.30 pm. Thank goodness. It still works. He’s been such a flighty little bloke that I thought maybe my kissy-kissy tiwaka call had lost its mojo.

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    • Kitty Catkin

       /  November 29, 2018

      I saw three hawks close up and three swallers in town, so was very pleased.

      It ain’t half hot, Mum.

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  4. Kitty Catkin

     /  November 29, 2018

    Charles Dickens walked into a bar and asked for a martini.
    ‘Olive or twist?” asked the barman.

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