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“Is there any way we could have a thread for the more lightweight stuff like music and general chat?”

Do it here. Please no personal attacks or bickering. Anything abusive, provocative or inflammatory may be deleted.

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  1. Gezza

     /  December 7, 2018

    Training to win her next bout by a points decision?

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    • Kitty Catkin

       /  December 7, 2018

      It’s like that ad that claims that people can lose weight and gain muscles by standing on a thing that makes them wobble like a jelly…(.in tiny print …and follow an eating programme)

      Who IS that ?

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      • Gezza

         /  December 7, 2018

        I don’t know who she is but someone who made that obviously had a finely tuned sense of humour (unlike that sad downticker). Yes. I reckon she’s standing on some kind of swivelling exercise or weight loss machine product from the US would be my guess. It came up when I did a google search for “walks on water gif” – and I thought “If this is Jesus, Heaven could be pretty interesting”.

        Hopefully Blazer doesn’t notice it.

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        • Kitty Catkin

           /  December 8, 2018

          I wonder if that was her real bum.

          The ads for that company never give the price and the postage is in minuscule print. If you can make it out, it’s $39.95 or $49.95 and you have to pay to send it back….there must be some real mugs around. I know that there are passive exercise machines, Christopher Reeve used one, but you can bet that it wasn’t anything like that.

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  2. Gezza

     /  December 7, 2018

    My lovely Elvira, at 10.26 am this morning. Telling me where she’s been and all her news.

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    • Kitty Catkin

       /  December 7, 2018

      The swim of shame ?

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      • Gezza

         /  December 7, 2018

        She had been up North for a while, but no – she won’t be getting it on in NZ. She’ll be doing that on an overseas cruise off Tonga but sadly as the final thing on her bucket list.

        There was a gigantic battle before we had this time to chat. I wasn’t actually expecting to see her. That good looking young Granville Shortfin showed up at the same time as she came powering up thru the downstream rapids. You can see how clear the water is. The light conditions were perfect – it was like watching through glass.

        As she swam along beneath the bank towards me, he circled round and for no reason at all he just opened his mouth and clamped down on the tip of her tail and held on. She tried to ignore & flick him off & he wouldn’t let go.

        So she had to turn round and bite onto his. There was a lot of manoeuvring as he just kept coming back and biting her – on the body, on fins. He wasn’t leaving any scars or anything but he was being a right aggressive little shite, starting a scrap for no reason.

        Eventually she had enuf and turned round, swam straight at him, opened her mouth, and clamped down right around his middle and then powered thru the water at a rate of knots for about 3 metres with him hanging out of her moosh and bent around her body by the water pressure.

        Then she let him go. He got the message this time and got out of her way. He came back later and had another go, but got another reminder that if wanted to she could bite him in half – and he stopped all his nonsense.

        She is four times his size. God knows what he is thinking.

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